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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat