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thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

nicedildo:

when a book introduces a hot new character but they die like 2 pages later

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synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american